Formals: What You Wear And What It Says About You
Formal season is in full swing and it can be stressful to decide what to wear. The Ave has generously gone through all the outfit options men and women have to let you know what they will say about...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to That Girl in the Next Stall Clearly Trying to Poop
Dear Anonymous Female Bathroom Stall Neighbor, Please, drop the act. I know what you’re doing. I know why you’re here. You’re not researching the sturdiness of public toilets. You’re not admiring the...
View ArticleHow to Deal with Your Family This Holiday Season
With winter break upon us, many of us will be back at home spending time with our families. To some of us, this sounds like a great chance to reunite with the people you love the most. However, to many...
View ArticleConquering Eye Contact: A Point System that Dictates What to Do after Locking...
Although it happens every day, it’s profoundly startling to realize that you recognize a person that you may see. And yes, through a puffy Canada Goose jacket, a scarf and a Balaclava, that person is...
View ArticleZero Dark Thirty: A Guide Because You’ve Literally Raised Zero Dollars for DM
You definitely didn’t mean for this to make it to this point. But this is what you get for pretending to be a good person and signing up for Dance Marathon. You “just got really swamped over the past...
View ArticleSpring Quarter Resolutions
Winter Quarter makes you a bad person. There’s no way to fight it. It will inevitably bring out literally every single shitty aspect of yourself that you so desperately try to cover with layers of...
View ArticleThings The Man Doesn’t Tell You about Going Vegetarian
Hey kool kollege kid, want to check another cliché off your list? Already converted to Buddhism, studied abroad, went Greek, and pissed away your parents’ retirement funds playing 2048 instead of...
View ArticleI Took a Class Pass/No Pass, and So Should You
Last fall, this publication wanted to spout their mouth, and so it created a tournament to find the best winter distro class. There were sick references and numbers, but I guess you had to be there....
View ArticleSherman Ave’s Guide to Choosing a Fake Name
Wise beyond their years, the von Trapp children in The Sound of Music once sang “Me, a name I call myself.” Those curtain-wearing tykes were certainly on to something, because what you call yourself is...
View ArticleSo Your Mom Wants to Start Watching Game of Thrones: Now What?
So your mom, in a desperate attempt to connect with you before you’re away at school chugging PBRs in your friend’s dorm room and she’s sitting at home knitting you a sweater for Christmas, asked...
View ArticleSherman Ave Freshman Guide: Sleep or Rally
There’s only about a month of summer left…so many invitations, so many options, so little time. Good thing we’re here to help you narrow it all down. Here’s you’re all-encompassing guide to whether you...
View ArticleFriendly Reminders for Thanksgiving Break
Your friends are all gonna be pretty fat now, probably
View ArticleSherman Ave Podcast: NU Dating Problems
The dating advice podcast game is so hot right now we just couldn't keep ourselves away.
View ArticleFreshman Guide: Asking Someone Out
You would rather live with rejection than regret, right?
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